"Why don’t you sit on Santa’s lap and ask for a pair of balls?"
i hate people who glorify winter there is nothing fun and cute about winter you fuckin wake up and ya piss is frozen in ya dick is that what you want you hot chocolate loving fuck
I’m gonna go back down. You didn’t see this dress, Ok? Awesome. You didn’t see it all, you don’t know what is gonna happen next. We’re gonna roll the video and I’ll come back out to sing for you and we’re gonna pretend like this never happened. Love you Brisbane…
(Source: redtourupdates, via fearlesswift)